100%

rallenthompson — Tue, 13 Oct 2009 03:10:21 +0000

This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint…
it goes like this:

What Makes 100%?

What does it mean

to give MORE than 100%?

Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?

We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.

How about achieving 103%?

What makes up 100% in life?

Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:

A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z

is represented as:

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15

16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%

and

K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E

1+20+20+9+20+21+4+ 5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T

2+21+12+1 2+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND,

look how far ass kissing

will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G

1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude

with mathematical certainty

that While Hard work and Knowledge

will get you close,

and Attitude

will get you there,

it’s the Bullshit

and Ass kissing

that will put you over the top.

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