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Oct
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This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint…
it goes like this:
What Makes 100%?
What does it mean
to give MORE than 100%?
Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?
We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%.
How about achieving 103%?
What makes up 100% in life?
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
Here’s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15
16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+ 5 = 100%
2+21+12+1 2+19+8+9+20 = 103%
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+ 5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+1 2+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND,
look how far ass kissing
will take you.
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude
with mathematical certainty
that While Hard work and Knowledge
will get you close,
and Attitude
will get you there,
it’s the Bullshit
and Ass kissing
that will put you over the top.
